| Act naturally | Found missing | Resident alien |
| Advanced BASIC | Genuine imitation | Safe sex |
| Airline food | Good grief | Same difference |
| Almost exactly | Government organization | Sanitary landfill |
| Alone together | Legally drunk | Silent scream |
| British fashion | Living dead | Small crowd |
| Business ethics | Soft Rock | Butt head |
| Military intelligence | Software documentation | New York culture |
| Extinct life | Sweet sorrow | Childproof |
| Synthetic natural gas | New classic | "Now, then ..." |
| Taped live | Christian scientists | Passive aggression |
|
New classic Civil War |
Clearly misunderstood | Peace force |
| Computer jock | Temporary tax increase | French bravery |
| Computer security | Plastic glasses | Terribly pleased |
| Definite maybe | Political science | Tight slacks |
|
Diet ice cream Exact estimate |
Pretty ugly Rap music |
Twelve-ounce pound cake |
| Microsoft Works | Religious tolerance | One man crew |
| Ferry food (on BC Ferries to Vancouver Island) | New - Famous (On a Restaurant Sign) |
Jumbo Shrimp Planned Parenthood |
| Fast freight (rail) | Dry Lake | Working vacation |
Just saw a new one that struck me funny. The headlines said "Friendly Fire..." SAY WHAT?
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