Old Folks Prayers

(This is the oldest one)

God Grant Me The Serenity
To Accept The Things I Cannot Change
Courage To Accept The Things I Can
And Wisdom To Know The Difference

(This one is all over the web)

God Grant Me The Senility
To Forget The People I never Liked Anyway
The Good Fortune To Run Into The Ones I do
And The Eyesight To Tell The Difference

(This one I created © 5/1/2005 after another session of forgetting what I was doing. Do not reproduce without permission)

God Grant Me The Tenacity
To Finish The Project I'm Working On
The Ability To Still Know How To Do It
And The Memory To Remember What I'm Doing